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Send me “Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.” for my muses reaction to finding yours with blood covered hands.

tagged as: memes;  

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Stories need villains just as much as they need heroes, and I need people to plot illegal activities with. 

tagged as: I have criminal muses yes;  

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For The Sake Of Crossovers, Send Me ☭ + A Fandom And I Will Describe My Character In That Verse

tagged as: memes;  please;  pick a muse any muse;  

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Send “Going somewhere?” for my Muse’s reply to Your’s catching them getting out of bed late at Night..

tagged as: memes;  rumpelilah;  ??;  

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Who do you ship my character with?



  • Maybe I’ll respond with a gif. 
  • Or my characters thoughts on said pairing.
  • Or I might possibly go kiss them.


Bonus for a Url

tagged as: memes;  please;  I need;  

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Send me a ♘ if you think your muse could take mine in a fight



tagged as: memes;  pick a muse any muse;  

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Send me “It’s cold outside” for my muses reaction to your muse wrapping mine in a blanket

tagged as: memes;  rumpelilah;  

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Send ‘❀’ if my muse is one of your favorites

tagged as: memes;  

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angst sentence starters yay

i have used my satan powers to make another one of these, angst list 2.0
"You're not welcome here anymore."
"Could you tell the truth for once?"
"Don't touch me!"
"I've always hated you."
"Don't go where I can't follow."
"N-no... anything b-but that... p-please..."
"You sicken me."
"Why should I believe you?"
"You're a monster!"
"If you beg I might have mercy on you."
"I will kill you slowly and laugh as I watch the light leave your eyes."
"I thought you loved me."
"Why should I care about you?"
"Get away from me!"
"I have three months to live."
"I don't need your pity."
"No... No! NO! STOP!"
"I will cut you to pieces bit by bit until there's nothing left."
"Go ahead and cry, see if I care."
"I'm dying."
"You have two months to live."
"You don't love me."
"Don't think you can escape me."
"The buyers will go crazy over you."
"I will kill your family and make you watch."
"How could anyone love a monster like me?"
"Are you drunk again?"
"Don't shoot!"
"What am I living for anymore?"
"I can't... not anymore..."
"Pick a god and pray."
"Don't bother screaming, no one can hear you."
"I will do anything for you."
"You killed my family."
"It's all your fault."
"Don't forget that I own you."
"I can't breathe."
"You've been crying haven't you?"
"Who could ever love a monster like you?"
"I will bring you unimaginable pain until death comes as a blessing."
"Let's see... boiling water or red hot iron next..."
"Why didn't you tell me about this?"
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Cool Characters & Symbols


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tagged as: reference;  

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Send me a ▸ for a 3am text message


fake iphone text generator [here] if you want to be a cool cat like that.

tagged as: memes;  

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I hate being home alone. My aunt will be here in five minutes, but there are people outside waiting to deliver furniture. I’m not supposed to answer the door.

tagged as: ook;  outofkrazy;  

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GOODNIGHT! I’m heading off to sleep. Got a horrid headache, and horrid cramps in my stomach and lower back. Nighty-night!

tagged as: ook;  outofkrazy;  offline;  

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My muse is auctioning off a date with them, in a charity auction. Come into my inbox to tell me how much your muse would bid!

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Beauty and the Bully || many-people-aretrappedinthishead


Back when he was in school, Robert Gold used to be a bully. There was one girl in particular he always liked to pick on. Her name was Dalilah. Whenever he messed with her, she didn’t stop him. In fact, at one point, he was even told that she had a crush on him, which of course didn’t stop him.

But then, one day, Robert had to move away.

Time passed. The more he thought about Dalilah, the worse he felt about what he had done to her when they went to school together. He decided that if they ever were to meet again, he’d do all he could to make it up to her.

One day, when he had gotten out of school and all but forgotten about Dalilah, he found himself moving back to his hometown to start over. He set up his shop there, and was walking to work one morning when he bumped into someone.

"Oh, I’m sorry! Are you alright?"

"Watch where you’re going. I’m fine." Dalilah looked him up and down, then frowned, "You… I’d heard you’d moved back, and I was honestly hoping I’d never run into you. You, just like everyone else in this town, are not worth my time." She glared, then walked around him, muttering some unkind words about him as she walked away.

tagged as: I'm shit at long replies;  I am sorry;  Rumpelilah;  Also;  Writing Dalilah as if she has a mean bone in her body;  Is VERY VERY DIFFICULT;  Dalilah is not a mean person;